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By Memer

19 January 2021

Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
Go wild for a while.
Rolling with the homies.
When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
All we have is NOW.
Just keep making those baby steps every day. You think you are not moving but when you look back, you will realize how far you have come
We got that Friday feeling.
Catch flights, not Feelings.
Disappointed but not surprised.
How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
out like a light
You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘This the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
When I feel a little down, I put on my favourite high heels and dance
Pretty please with a cherrry on top.
Happiness is having a bunch of freaking awesome and crazy friends.
You know it’s a great friend when they start to open your fridge without asking!
Friends are the family we chose.
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.”- Linda Grayson
She’s Bonny and I am Clyde!
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas. And I had the privilege of meeting you.
A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you write them.
Many people will walk in and walk out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Friends never say “goodbye”. They simply say “see you again”.
- Patience — what you have when there are too many witnesses.
- Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the Clarendon filter.
- “Life is short.” False — it’s the longest thing you do.
- Happy Sunday! There may be no excuse for laziness, but [I’m/we’re] still looking.
- Rejection is just redirection.
- Better an “oops” than a “what if.”
- You have stolen a pizza our hearts.
- The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
- Seven billions smiles, and these are our favorite.
- Stop working hard and start working smart.
- When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When [company name] gives you [type of product], you make money.
- Imposter complex is just a byproduct of success.
- Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
- The best times begin at the end of your comfort zone.
- When nothing goes right, go left.
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
- I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
- There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
- Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
- You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
- I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
- Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
- I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.
- It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
- When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.
- Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
- You can’t run through a campground. You can only “ran,” because it’s past tents.
- Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
- Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
- To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
- I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
- People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
- He who laughs last didn’t get it.
- It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
- Yes, I know there is a really special place in Hell for me. It is called a throne.
- I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
- My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
- Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.
- I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.
- Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.
- I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
- I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
- You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
- “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain
- “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin
- “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski
- “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin
- “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields
- “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Szasz
- “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West
- “If I’m not complaining, I’m not having a good time, hah hah!” ― Martin Scorsese
- “No man can be wise on an empty stomach.” – George Eliot